The Higher the Hair the Closer to God
By Peter • Jul 17th, 2007 • Category: U.S. Politics and IssuesAnyone’s who’s been following the ludicrous and depressing Presidential primary spectacle knows that we’ve had to endure a lot of silly news stories about hair. Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen hair.
Now, I don’t care how much John Edwards or Mitt Romney paid for their haircuts. In my socialist utopia, we would all get $400 […]

