Our Cover’s Blown
They're on to us.
The jig is up. The muckrakers at Canada Free Press have uncovered the joint Democratic Socialists of America – Communist Party USA plot to take over the government through Bernie Sanders and John Conyers, the Manchurian Candidates we remotely activated on January 21, 2009. This blog’s mission “to attract and indoctrinate the youth of America” has also been exposed. Apparently, even Camille Paglia is on to us. In short, we have been severely compromised.
Ever since the headquarters of the federal government were relocated to 75 Maiden Lane, Suite 505 and I was named Minister of Propaganda by the Obama/Llewellyn administration, I knew that investigative reporting about our activities would increase. But I never expected that we would be exposed so thoroughly and accurately (a little too thoroughly if you ask me – surely a traitor moves among us). Thus, I am issuing an executive order disbanding the organization and this blog immediately. We will rendezvous at our secret lair in Caracas tomorrow at 0900 hours.
Long Live Marx-Lenin-Mao-Llewellyn Thought,
MiniProp
Dammit, we’re not supposed to talk about this openly!!
Careful bud-they will just use this post as more evidence of our conspiracy!
P.S. The secret lair is actually located somewhere in the Bolivian jungle….or so comrade Morales tells me.
Oh wow, the teabaggers are officially INSANE!! (not that they were normal to begin with or anything…)
They lump the Socialist and Communist parties together? When you are so far to the right, everything seems like it is to the far left. It is like the optical illusion where you look at the lines with your face at the bottom of the page.
I tried to read that article, I’m sorry I can’t get through the whole thing. It crazy tea baggin dribble talk.
I love some of the nutter lines:
“Leftist communist front organization South Poverty Law Center”…
I tried to put a comment on there but I am sure it will be moderated.